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~*TaTeR gIrL*~

Booty Shorts for the Potato Soul

🥔 NOW ACCEPTING TATERS — NO CUMMY DIARRHEA — IDAHO PREFERRED BUT WE AIN'T PICKY 🥔
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>>> ABOUT DEANNA <<<

Deanna - Founder of TaTeR gIrL
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that's about it

she just really likes potatoes

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THE TATER GIRL ORIGINAL BOOTY SHORT

Tater Girl Booty Shorts - Back View
not CHEAP Tater Girl sitting on a potato

Hand-crafted. Potato-powered. Booty-approved. Each pair is stitched with the spirit of the tater and the soul of a woman who has known the weight of a ten-pound sack.

PRICE: 10 lbs of Potatoes

⚠️ NO CUMMY DIARRHEA. We will know. ⚠️

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PLACE UR TATER ORDER

YOU'RE A LOSER. BE BETTER.
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Select a size to see the boring money price

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║              OFFICIAL TATER DISCLAIMER           ║
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║ Booty shorts will ONLY be   ║      ____         ║
║ shipped upon receipt of     ║    ,'    `.        ║
║ payment. Payment is 10 lbs  ║   /  .--.  \      ║
║ of REAL POTATOES.            ║  |  /    \  |     ║
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║ • No cummy diarrhea         ║  |  \ __ /  |     ║
║ • No yams                   ║   \  `--'  /      ║
║ • No exceptions             ║    `.____,'       ║
║ • Must be raw & uncooked    ║   ~~ TATER ~~     ║
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║ Ship your taters to:                             ║
║   143 Ritchie Highway                            ║
║   Severna Park, MD                               ║
║   ATTN: Floral Department                        ║
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║ Label your package: "TATER GIRL ORDER"           ║
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OK SO HERES WHAT U DO

1. get ur potatoes. 10 lbs. i dont care what kind as long as they aint cummy diarrhea. if u send me cummy diarrhea i WILL find u

2. put em in a box. like a real box. not a bag. i got a bag of potatoes one time that was just a walmart bag and they were all bruised. DO BETTER

3. write on the outside of the box real big: "TATER GIRL ORDER" so they know its for me and not just some random potatoes showing up at a flower shop

4. ship it to:
143 Ritchie Highway
Severna Park, MD
ATTN: Floral Department
(yes the floral department. dont ask questions)

5. then just wait. when i get ur taters and i confirm they are REAL and they are GOOD i will send u the most beautiful pair of booty shorts u have ever seen in ur life

6. if ur taters are bad i will email u a photo of me holding them with a disappointed face and u will have to try again

i'll know if they're old potatoes. don't try me.

THANK U 4 UR TATERS — ur gonna look so good in these. trust me.

— Deanna 🥔